There is a monster that lives by the ocean
It's called a harpy it makes quite the comotion
part lady part bird
this creature is absurd
run for your life from the beast
sent here by Zeus, when we angered the Gods
humans and monsters are always at odds
with a disguisting stench
this falon is a wench
terror comes from the ladybird
you know that Tadd Dameron is probably rolling in his grave
as I write this little rap about aviary babes
these ancient evil spirits are coming for you and me as we live in this new chapter of the odyssey
they've got talons twice as big as a man's head
they'll steal your soul and make you wish that you were dead
these evil sisters, they prey on the meek
so that's why I'm hanging here at the Jam of the Week